My friend first I think you need visit L A N D  O F  B L A C K  E A G L E
 
before you start business consideration. You see it is TRADITIONAL to HOBNOB in cafes of Tirane with TYCOONS OF INDUSTRY and this will give you idea.
 
But once we assume of course heavydrinker, you are smart man you will do this
 
As you know cigarette business is among most ESTEEMED in country you can make millions. Be wary of this so called pyramid scheme, this happen when communism was CRUSHED and what happens is many small arms in streets, very bad.
 
Mr. heavydrinker perhaps you make advertising sign on my canvas hostel! i have artist who can make image on canvas

Cuzzin I will come visit THE LAND OF THE BLACK EAGLE this summer and you and I will hobnob

When come you to L A N D   O F   B L A C K   E A G L E ?
 
You know I will arrange lodging in the CANVAS HOSTEL for you this is to be assured. You just let me know when you arrive and if you come by land, sea, or the air.
 
I can arrange TYCOONS to be present for us to hobnob. Usually if you get bagels it brings TYCOONS

 
My friend, I will arrive by sea in the port of Tirana with a shit-load if Tim Hortons bagels (herb & garlic or regular cream cheese?).
 
I will leave July 1, I believe the journey by sea will take ~60 days (my raft has a small 5HP motor) providing I don’t get captured by pirates or eaten by sharks.  If you only had an aeroport this trip would be so much simpler!

My friend this is great news. The sea journey should not be as fierce as you imagine perhaps you will arrive much sooner at our port (we call DURRES) and go to club bam-bam-boom and meet ALBANIA’s finest ladies. If not we will take you there by car this is included.
 
but we do have an aeroporto, many TYCOONS land their planes. you can also come by seaplane but you must watch out for montenegrian bastards they tend to take down planes on seas.
 
 
herb&garclic, by the way

Ok Yes I And Uncle Work Vury Hardon 1 Yr To What I Have Now I Have Piccturs Of Bildup But How I Post Here?? I Dunt No????

Ok Yes I Leek Lights On Petal Because It Look Vury Cool Because I Cool No? Haha Ok Bye

Where the fuck did you get a transcript of ET’s phone call home ???

mister heavy drinker do you come to LAND OF BLACK EAGLE this year?

i have begun HOBNOBBING with CAPTIANS OF LOCAL INDUSTRIES to BUILD RAPPORT

you will come and we will engage in business deals

I’ll be there bud, keep the firewater fresh & the ladies undressed in the meantime

i will inform you later heaveydrinker but there may be BIG PROBLEMS

last night committee for virtue and prevention of vices raided canvas hostel. IBRAHIM IS GONE he has been detained for questions. ALL OF LOCAL FIREWATER SEIZED.

As you know this is TRAGEDY for Tirane Canvas Hostel

i must make inquiries with the committee and my time is short.

Don’t worry comrade, we will break free tvarisch Ibrahim and drink FIREWATER til dusk

god willing it will be as you say mister heavydrinker; for now worries are much for CANVAS HOSTEL

IBRAHIM has been custodied by VICE COMITTEE and VESSEL IN CUSTODY

GUESTS ARE UPSET

WE WILL OVERCOME and Tirane backpack hostel (canvas) planning CELEBRATORY FEAST to CHEER GUESTS and MAINTAIN MORALE after bad raid

Svanka purchase much bread tonight from Ucinko Bakery. Sheep slaughter (halal) tomorrow with TRADITIONAL GYOKASTER DANCING. FREE FOR GUEST OF HOSTEL

dwop and heavydrinker. Tobacco is a great place to get right now. With less and less americans smoking the southern farmers have lost vital comsumers for their products. Eastern Europe could just be the new market for quality american cigarettes! Being from the south I might want in on your little venture and have some capital to back it up.

 
Price of cigs here is ~10$ a pack, ~4$ for illegal packs
Price of cigs in Russia is ~25 cents apack
 
The math just isn’t working out on this one