oh how classy you are.

 
what’s your problem? Don’t like sex?  Gay? Necropheliac?
 
If you don’t have anything positive to add, don’t post

how typical of an attitude from a torontonian

In your case; try any major city with a whole lot of very red lights.

lol that was funny. i dont think brett meant to be rude but that is probably not an appropriate question for a forum where girls/women will also be seeing what you post… i dont think you want all of them to think your a major douche bag even if you never meet them…do you?

Hey comrade,

Can’t speak for Europe, but I’ll let you know as soon as I get back. If you want to check Mexico out though you might find it interesting, I reccommend any beach city in the summer or spring break, Cancun or Acapulco, you might find the drunk Americans and easier than the Latins though.

And for everyone else, quit being a bunch of up-tight jews, he didn’t ask you for your opinion on whether or not you think the question’s appropriate.

Bro, I can tell you if you rock the KOS and have a tight linebeard, no matter where you go things will…..BE EASY

 
That’s a very important question.
 
I say London, especially easy to pick up kiwi/aussie girls in kiwi/aussie pubs.

:O
 
wow, was that ever offensive, especially on a forum like this, whose purpose should be to celebrate different cultures.
 
at least heavydrinkers somewhat amusing with his blatant distastefulness. your statement on the other hand wasn’t. take a note from oscar wilde, and if you’re going to make shocking remarks, at least make them clever and original.
 

Whoa there K3NN3TH, that one came out of left field. I didn’t know cool, progressive guys like you who spell their name with 3s instead of Es still use “jew” as a slur. I was also unaware that Jews are uptight about sex. Did you confuse uptight with tightwad?

I think you’ve got that chinchilla ski hat on a little too tight during your lecture classes.

Where the hell did that come from?
This from a guy who quotes George Elliot and Oscar Wilde, and protests against entire groups being labeled.
Well, as Oscar Wilde said, “I am not young enough to know everything.”
Maybe you’ll learn something on your trip.

 
what, do girls/women not like getting laid or something?  Lighten up, chix need teh sex too! Ladies, feel free to post which cities be feedin u the most man meat

Come on ppl the man has a point. women try tell us tht u dnt like some deep dicking? its a honest question and all it needs is an honest answer,im off in june so if i gather the info ur lookin for then i’ll be more than happy to share.

 
you’ll have to review places where you put the most soul in da hole cuzzin

Definitely got laid most laid in the Netherlands, in Amsterdam in particular.

Obviously growing up there had nothing to do with it

Its pretty much like trying to get laid anywhere. If you go to bars/clubs you stand a better chance than if you just sit in your room reading a book. If you stay at hostels with a good bar area your chances definitely increase. Just be on the lookout. You’ll have fun.

I should also add the ferry between Stockholm and Helsinki, if you can’t get laid with all those drunk horny Swedish and Finish teenagers you should throw away your mancard and chop it off.

 
I’ve heard this from a few people… if only I had a reason to visit Helsinki

Getting laid would be a good reason.

 
I was considering that on my last trip, decided to stay further south though.  Are these drunk teenies there year round or is it mostly a summer thing??

All year round. I did it in early winter, mad mad party boat, awesome fun.

I always thought Swedes were the holy grail of sex tourism…. are they all that & a bowl of grits?

new to the forum and was blown away at this thread!!!so i thought i would bump it up to the top, now hook us up with the info for me to get laid over in london…no pro’s,ugly chicks juz pure euro trash baby!heavydrinker i like your style!!more info is needed so i know the best places to get my knob wet!!

The bes’ place is the USSR cuzzin, there’s sum pros in da mix but ya can easily sus them out if you’re not on the drink. In St Petersburg the honey’s be real easy cuzzin, like playin scrabble with an 8 yr old

wats london like?im thinking i might have to grow a line beard if im gonna get the ladies??im gonna be on the drink alot so as long as they dun ask for sum cash ill smash a pro….maybe twice,what about all these euro girls,italians,french(must be shaved),spanish and swed girls??any idea where they just sorta fall on a dick??

This one is starting to get extremely boring.

You guys are going to have to do better or I’ll have to lock it [:’(]

 
lottsa fat easy skag in london & glasgow, but who wants ‘em?
 
Forget the prima donna mediterranean chix, what you want is some fine Albanian gypsy arse.  Wave a few greenbacks in Tirane & they’ll be pulling on your big rig. They were all over GWB the other day, if that’s not a confidence booster I don’t know what is

jboys dad wanted da fat easy glasgow skag, dats how we got jboy

Turkish girls are a step up from the Albanian gypsies..(a big step) just go to any big city such as Izmir, Istanbul, or Ankara and youll find a beautiful girl i mean beautiful girl….I picked one up at the beach bc she heard i was from america….they can fuck boy let em tell you…easiest hook up in Amsterdam…really?

 
That’s all good & all, but most of us like our chix w/o the mustache

comon dude theres no mustaches there…the girls i had were shaved down under

now you’re just outright lying cuz

 
yeah, but can you have sex with a horse like in Norway?? 

you can do that anywhere you just cant get caught….

 
I thought that was in Mexico……with donkeys.

it’s gettin a bit dark here….

teens, moustaches, horses, donkeys,

maybe we should put the original question aside for the moment and find out WHAT people normally dick in europe
 
otherwise we may all get a wrong advice.
 
i dont want to arrive somewhere with a buchet of condoms and find flocks of sheep for miles around

there are women of INTERNATIONAL STANDARD in Tirane. you will find them wearing the mini skirt and dancing PROVACATIVELY.

i think you come to Tirane and you get what you like. Of course you are welcome and obliged by me and Ibrahim.

haha how is the situation in paris??

 
shooo cuz,
 
Paris is great if you into the El-Hage Sharmatael type, although they like to chug the butter don’t expekt much else

how is poland for women? I met a few a couple of years ago in a summer exchange program. They were hot and could ride like a harley on a bumpy road! I am just wondering of that is the norm?

You boys crack me up.

Europe? Isn’t it the same everywhere though?
Haven’t you boys figured out the “fuck-me smile” yet?

It only works if you have all of your teeth

 
Not quite, if you’re colla’ is right and your linebeard is tight, you’ll do alright.
 
I know an older gent, toothless & dumb as a fencepost, but he pops his flannel colla’ and has a (somewhat sloppy) linebeard, he managed to snag a relatively-cheap MOB from India whom he was happily married to for 6 months.

now this is intrigueing bc i have yet to learn the fuck me smile and if you could teach me then it would save a lt of jibber jabber

we are looking at CANVAS HOSTEL in LAND OF B L A C K E A G L E (this is ALBANIA) for women to dance at hostel. Now that we have make rescue to IBRAHIM we think dancers bring BIG BUSINESS. And do not worry we have made GENTLEMANS AGREEMENT with COMITTE FOR PREVENTION OF VIRTUE AND VICE so there will no longer be terrifying raid where guest stabbed with broom. This we are much sorry.

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Maybe I’ll wear flannel next time.

 
If anybody knows anything about ‘getting laid’ it’s me.
 
The UK is the easiest.

Nordic girls are hot, but often stuck up.
 
French girls have larger than average breasts, anyone else notice that or is it just me?
 
Russian women are the way to go… why?
In Russia the women substantially out number the men, and Russian women tend to like foreign men more.
If you’re a white American/Canadian/Australian/British man, and your go to Russia, you will be treated much better, much better than anywhere else in the world.
 
My Goal in life is to marry a Girl in Russia before I leave. 

Does all of this advice apply to us old people? (Not including Cil!)

Paris  at dirty old 3 ducks- second only to Balmers in Interlaken  it sucks sure , is filled with annoying canadians and americans , but if you want to get laid it WILL happen.