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Brothel Etiquette
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What is it if any??? Shoudl be interesting..“No Spitting, Biting, Squirting in the eye, & Dont Finish inside” lmao

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1) Negotiate price & services BEFORE entering.
2) DON’T tip the hoes.
3) Make sure anal is included.
4) As a rule, the hotter the hooker, the less mileage you’re gonna get.

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Don’t go weekends, they do their std checks at the end of the week. 

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On the other hand it may take a few days to incubate.

Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, and end up getting charged double.

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Belgian Scat Factories is where you can eat some nice French birds shite
for 500euros an hour.

But you come across as the type of guy working on a budget so probably the bar Homo-Erectus
in a toilet cubicle to suck on a fat one poppin out of a pounded hairy ass for free sounds like your cup of tea!

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and youve been to these places y…first place is disgusting second one is a lil more disgusting just the thought…ineed a place where i can be sticking my slong in holes and nice german whores will blow it down

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and youve been to these places y…first place is disgusting second one is a lil more disgusting just the thought…ineed a place where i can be sticking my slong in holes and nice german whores will blow it down

 
AH, wat u need is a GLORY hole but u cant b picky on who’s on da other side & ull be drained fo’ FREE cuzzin

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yea thats what im talkin bout man as long as it a girl and no guy

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yea thats what im talkin bout man as long as it a girl and no guy

 
a warm mouth’s a warm mouth cuz

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wow….i admire your skills man! any other tips?[:@]

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What is it if any??? Shoudl be interesting..“No Spitting, Biting, Squirting in the eye, & Dont Finish inside” lmao

If you must patronize a brothel, here’s some info that might be helpful: think of it as a first visit to a hairdresser (i.e., barber shop).
The Madam will probably try to match you with her least requested resident. You don’t want that! There’s no rule saying you have to take the first offer. Generally, the price is the same for you whether you go upstairs with the voluptuous French fille de joie as it is for the skaggy looking whore from Herzagovenia.

Assuming that you are patronizing a legitimate, licensed Bordello, your sex partner will begin with washing your ‘privates’ with warm water & soap. This also gives her an opportunity to inspect you for any possible infection. Don’t resist! Go with the flow.

As for Brothel etiquette, Your partner will tell you when you are bordering on breaking the rules.

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The Madam will probably try to match you with her least requested resident. You don’t want that! There’s no rule saying you have to take the first offer. Generally, the price is the same for you whether you go upstairs with the voluptuous French fille de joie as it is for the skaggy looking whore from Herzagovenia.