Girls in Europe
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Posted on: Mon, 18/06/2007 - 16:19
Me and my friend are going to Europe particularlly Ams. Fra. Ger. and hopefully Prague. We plan to sight see but we would really love to know where the european girls are? December may be a bad time to go right through new years any suggetstions??
Females inhabit the continent. Your chances of hooking up with a european woman are slim, but there are plenty of brothels and drunk aussies.
I agree. Aussies are the easiest for sure followed by Brits anyone found in Prague. The english speaking countries love each others accent.
You’re not going to spot any European women in December. That’s when they’re in hibernation. Be sure to come back in June, and bring your binoculars with.
European girls in Europe? Getouttahere! There are some fine AN’s and nubian girls in the red light districts of A’dam, Frankfurt & Brussels though
OK soo youre saying don’t count on hooking up with any euro chicks try for teh kiwis….seriously? and i think nye will be great in amsterdam no?
basically, European chix don’t really dig american sex tourists, but they really go wild over linebearded Canadians with popped collars & a serious sense of style.
So either grow some balls & a linebeard, get yourself some proper gear and a canadian patch on your backpack… or go with the seldom-bathed Aussie birds
lmao i got the line beard as well and the serious style a given as i am from new york…we invented popped collars…the canada patch maybe ill pull out some german and blend in with the indigenous people lol
sounds like you’re good to go then, just spray on some axxe body spray and the floozies will be swarmin you
btw go with the Italy patch… chix dig Italians for some reason
I saw a bunch of European girls in a convent in Italy once. I guess that’s where they keep them all. I’ve got two words for you that drive those women wild: prepuce restoration
GQstatus, you’re good to go….the ladies will be all over you man. Guy like you shouldn’t have any problems.
erm… the european girls are…well…in europe
however, they dont really have any reason to jump onto an american
there is no superiority worship, nor extreme appearance differences, nor financial attraction.
in fact, they may well be eager to prove all these points.
they will like you if you are likeable. they may hate you for having american expectations of armpit-bushed sex fiends.
your best bet is just to start thinking of them as girls, not european girls
uh, they have 3 reasons actually:
1) linebeard – check
2) colla’ is pop pop popped – check
3) pocket full of crumpled american dolla’s – check
a recipe for success
Yeah, inValencia, give the guy a break. He’s a big stud. Who are we to say women won’t be all over him?
GQstatus, the rest of us just wish we were like you man…..
thanks for the defense luv…theres a big difference in teh style…the euros tend to dress a lot tighter than americans and crazier hairstyles…i hope they willl be all over just as long as its the girls and not the guys like the italian dude from Eurotrip that was on teh train
No problem bud. We good-lookers have to stick together. Just remember to remind everyone you’re American. Pop that collar, and bring those baggy FUBU jeans with. Euro chicks dig that shit.
Sorry, gotta disagree with the FUBU comment… nobody’s worn them since the early 90’s. If you gotta wear jeans, stick with Abercrombie or Guess, they go best with da lacoste popped colla’
Who are we coaching? GQstatus don’t need no help!
hahaha its not the coaching i require i just wanna kno what to expect a little bit…ive been to europe but was too young to think about girls and when i was older girls were always introduced to me…i just wanna kno where to go to meet some freeky deeky euro chicks thatll boom boom all night long and possibly day long
true enough [
And if you really need help with the babes, you can ship your 1988 Vigor over with you.
Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, and end up getting charged double.
yeah most def, I hear Acura’s int available in Europe, and everyone knows Vigor=pimpmobile
Ordering by mail doesn’t count as them being introducted to you.
Is anyone writing here actually a european girl…? And aren’t girls pretty much the same everywhere you go…just curious!
No and no. European girls are the holy grail of sex tourism, this my friend is a proven fact.
NY by no means invented poppin ya collar. Try 2500 hundred miles away in the City of Oaktown.
I lead all eurotrippers in most women banged in one single trip (5 weeks). I only banged one chick that was actually from the country that I was in. The rest were on trains and in hostels. Random Hoes man. I got all the tips bro…...
I invented the popped colla’ bitch, I’m sick of punks jockin’ my style. First the entire eurotrek membership starts rockin’ popped colla’s & linebeards to work and now some dude’s claiming Oaktown owns the popped colla’. Fuck that, I am the popped colla’. Check with Cuzzin E if ya dun believe me (although Massari will dispute these claims, but he is a liar & a thief anyway).
first where the hell is oaktown…sounds made up lol….second hemlock give me some of those tips..id love o bang girls on the train and i would really love to become a membner of the mile high club
mile high club is overrated, there’s nothing sexy about giving a shag inside a tiny lavatory where 30 people before you were taking nasty shits
shoo cuzz heavy fo sho invented the pop pa popped colla!
oaktown, more like ‘sauga!!
massari broke down my flow last night, no more props to that shamook bastard
Yo cuz, I hear Massari be claimin’ streetsville on his next album, that shit is whack every1 know he from the meadow. If he shows up ‘round here I’m a tell him don’t be comea stuntin’ cuz maf’s round here int shook, nomesayin? Streetsville, hard as fuck
It was only once and she was super hot
The Town is also called Oakland California. Where most of the slang used on this board comes from. Let’s get to the real issue.
Tips:
Select a target (The right target that would most likely give you some action)
Approach and open ( Very important)
Disarm the obstacles
isolate the target..
Those are the basics.
Take the night train if you want to score on the train. Have some alcohol on deck and some Mary Jane just in case.
Demonstrate value and you should have some luck.
I will be in Munich for Octoberfest, so all is welcome aboard the bang em out tour.
hahaha im going to oktoberfest next year…ill have to maKE DUE WITH GIRLS IN PRAGUE AND AMSTERDAM....Munich is in germany and i kno how those girls are…they have the freakiest pornos
cuzz i know straight what your sayin’. i’m sick of that mofo stuntin’ on streetsville, might blast him back to al-haykeem street in beiruit, knowwhatimsayin?
word cuzz, im hoppin in the vigga. See ya in the club, better be ready to CRUSH the flow
(&*()%$ alters!
Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, and end up getting charged double.
there are slutty girls in every country dude. just go to a bar and get drunk with them and have a little bit of game.
yeah most def, I hear Acura’s int available in Europe, and everyone knows Vigor=pimpmobile
Sorry but NOT dude. Honda doesn’t play the marketing game on the continent. All HONDAS proudly wear Honda BADGES (BADGES???).
As far as women go….
Dude never said nuttin bout a sex junket so I’ll assume he’s targeting single, horny, Womens of the opposite gender. Dude did day he’s from NY which is great cause for concern for reasons even obvious to moi, however, in the spirit of ancient male bonding ritual,,,...
Time frame/Location: Like for New Years you might want to check out Maastricht or maybe Basel. Both are loaded with Hot UNI Babes and not too frequented by International tourists. Don’t identify yourself as an American until the game is over.
What are your likes??? I mean anybody can hit a local club and sack a few Bimbos. But is it worth it? Do you go for quality or quantity? Do you enjoy live music or perhaps theater? Museums maybe? Sport driving? The venue is extremely important not only for a sucessful outcome but in enhancing your perception of your own personal gratification. Again, anybody-can compromise in pursuit of the elusive European Primo Pooty. It’s like shooting fishes in barrels.
Rent a hot car-Euro chicks our not unlike their puritanical American cousins. Doesn’t matter if you have to sleep at the train station, a Porsche, BMW, preferably a Ferrari will guarantee instant action.
Lie-Tell them your a MD visiting a conference in Dusseldorf. Come up with a good rap. If you can’t speak a foreign language, fake it. Speak English only as a secondary language and with cool over the top accents.
LIE-some more-Wherever your at. Try this early-ask the prospective POOCHEE if she’d like to go clubbing in, say Paris, Munich or Amsterdam. Right now. Few local wenches can resist. Once she’s in the car, mention the conference does start early-perhaps she’d rather join you at the Hotel lounge for a nightcap and do Paris another time.
So much more…Hopefully this will give you a few ideas. European women are FAR superior (and easier) than most women in other less enlightened corners of the world.
Good luck with the POOTY POACHING Bro!
oh god….i know these posts are old…but they made me laugh so hard. It’s funny to think that someone would plan a trip to Europe with only the intentions of getting a piece. seriously now…make SURE you have some good medi coverage, cause your going to need it after the EuroSTD’s catch up to you.
Wow. This thread is pure gold. This guy needs to report on how is trip in December went. Perhaps he hooked up with a fine female Aussie. I’ve heard the “Aussies are easy” rap before. If it’s actually true…who knows? Maybe this guy hit a homerun.
But if he went to Amsterdam I hope he didn’t miss the ladies in the windows.
I read somewhere that there is a free brothel in Prague.
Is it true?
HAHA.... I dunno if I’d hit up a brothel that was “free”.... call me old fashioned…. [8D]
in my experience on the other side of the pond proved that those damn canadiens were FAR easier than any other girls.
they just loved the fact that americans can kick their ass in everything. the rest of the world really doesn’t care
Well I trimmed up the linebeard this morning…put on a can or two of Axe…waxed my chest…popped da colla…shiiit, I’m ready to get me a Euro-honey!!
There are some French girls in my Marketing classes…they also really go for heavy layerings of Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Bright, pastel colors…cargo shorts/capris…and sandals. Always sandals. That stuff is fashion GOLD with them.
Just remember with all that boom boom going on wrap it before you tap it, sugar.