I agree wholeheartedly

Nicely done brother.

during tourist high season you know how hard that is, to even meet a decent looking local? there are way too many tourists everywhere. you only got a shot in small cities with less tourists like olomouc and utrecht, otherwise the locals are just too fed up with tourists. besides its so much easier to find a drunk aussie/canadian/american…

Hi GQ…I’m a european girl (as you can see from my photo). We love americans, especially the ones who wear tracksuits 24/7. The best pick up line if you want to get a euro chick is: “xyz is way better in the states“ or “we kicked your butts/bailed out your butts in WWII“…looking forward to separating you from your american money…hurry before you dollar sinks even lower

Hi Finnegan. First off, your pic is AWESOME! And if you are a European girl, I am going to tell you the best way to get an American man: first, tell them how America has no culture, while American movies and music are playing everywhere in Europe. Then, call them imperialistic; they love this considering that they are visiting Europe, the continent who invented imperialism and is responsible for most of the problems in the world today. Oh, and also keep telling them about how the dollar is sinking, because in all reality, they are from America where everything is a step ahead anyways, so who cares how how the dollar fares on the world scale. And on that note, good luck with the change in a global hegemony. Have fun with China running the show over there. We will be fine in the STATES!

A lot of big talk round here.

Seriously, the mountain comes to mohammad… if you are out there chasing it hard then you will get none guys. If you broadcast the fact you are from North America then you may as well tattoo the word FAGGOT on your head…. you’re getting none either.

If Euro girls were so horny for American lads, the fligths landing in O’Hare, JFK etc would be hoatchin’ with top fanny gaggin for a ride as soon as they got off …but they’re not so there’s your proof.

Getting pissed out yer face and being loud is easiest way to become a backpacking monk.

Same rules apply as back home, some cultural tweaks. European women don’t want to
hear ANYTHING about you unless they ask so keep it 1000% focused on them…… Chat up lines are the same the world over so don’t think they’ll be novel in Moldova…. the country is underdeveloped…. not fucking backwards.

American accents are wank, the less you say the better. Keep it mysterious… 99% of americans are a deep as a sunshower puddle so don’t get all philoshopical or educational… it’s not your strong point

I’ve been posted round here 12+ years and read it all…. so much sex for americans, we did LOADSDA damage…sorry but that’s bullshit… I’ve been in hostels, bars and clubs in european capitals and they are getting nothing…. it’s all big talk, chat for the lads…you tell a lie often enough you think it’s truth.

Americans aren’t any good at dealing with failure… they think they won in Iraq…. they lost in Vietnam, draw in Korea…gettin whupped in Afghanistan by guys in flip-flops for fuck sake. Do they admit to losing wars ??? NO WAY…. can we take at face value their stories of something much more serious than war, sexual conquest…. NO… FUCKING…. WAY.

So guys from Canada and North America if you want to get any then you need to break the mould and half the battle is being honest with yourself.

The Pink Palace is full of american/canadian guys shagging american/canadian girls, not to mention they were lapping up the watered down pink Ozzo. Avoiid these places… Amsterdam Prague etc…. party hard there and do your pulling off the beaten path. If a chick is partying and shagging random americans then it’s likely she’s getting banged 5 nights a week, her pimp will punch your lights out and take yer money or she’s got snatch
like a Petri Dish from Fort Derrick anyway

And finally NEVER EVER offer to buy a european woman an alcoholic drink…. offer to buy her a bottled water… she’ll accept but want a drink. They’ll just think you are trying to get them pissed or spike it.

This thread just got GAY!

jboy finally came out of his shell.

J boy

Hahaha! You are right. Americans don’t have much luck in Europe as far as women. But that is also because they are douche bags. I saw some of the biggest frigging losers with, hot chicks over there. Cultural differences I guess. Maybe Americans do not have much luck over there, but vice versa. These Euro dudes would have 0 chance in America.

And yes, we have trouble accepting all our failures, like WWII. Euros have such a short memory. And since when the hell did you become an expert in Iraq and Afghanistan??? America is not failing there, the Iraqis are. And America is doing a pretty damn solid job in Afghanistan, a place no European country could occupy for more than a year. So talk your trash. You are obviously some bitter Euro. Do Americans get drunk and act obnoxious—yes. So what? Why don’t you get to know them before making judgments. Are you too scared to approach the load Americans? Go get load with them! You will probably have more fun, than sitting back in the corner and talking S%^* about them.

Listen bawbag,

don’t get me started… yet to see an american go past round one on the
partying front. I down shots in the bath so nothing on the drinking front
impresses me any more.

I’ve done shit while partying that would see dictators hang in Hague for
less. Been in trouble with the law in the US … on a business trip no less and its
wasn’t your pussy east or west coast screws… deep south.

Just imagine what I get up in my own free time when I let my hair down?

Give it up, your fellow countrymen all possess vaginas and female anxiety
complexes while drinking…. they get their panties in a hell of a twist traversing
Europe. They swing me a wide berth, too crazy.

I’m deep south. Nothing impressive about being arrested here. That can happen just ‘cause you’re outside the norm.

Oh boy, you are a real idiot. So I suppose you just feel that Europeans are biologically advanced, and that is the reason you can drink more? No. You guys drink everyday over there. You are conditioned. We can’t do that in the U.S because if you want to get ahead, you have to compete. There is just so much more competition to succeed here. You guys don’t have that. So, we can party like, once or twice a week here. And don’t get it sideways, anyways. There are some people that will drink you under the table in the states. They live in the backwoods south, and, like some europeans, drink everyday—hence the conditioned liver. I bet you are some douche bag that got beat up, or his chick swooped on by an American. That is why you are so bitter. I guess getting hated on is the price of being on top. People always look up, never down. I could care less about the geeky euros I see here in America.

Europeans are far superior,

firstly, there isn’t plane loads of young europeans backpackers coming to america for sex…. unless they are chubby chasers and like greasy chicks. Conclusion: young american males are sex starved
and american girls are unsexy and stupid

Secondly, europeans don’t fly to the US to sample the delights of Budweiser and Sam Adams and other crappy american beers. Put simply, you guys struggle to brew your own urine properly. As for spirits, Jack Daniels…keep putting the coca-cola in it. it’s RUBBISH!

So there you have it….. the things that matter to young people, sex (you’re not getting any), alcohol (your’s is garbage), music (it’s nearly all european artists you listen to except for wanky hip hop), cars
(american cars are trash hence all the japanese imports, you can’t afford european cars.)

Must be sad growing up in the USA. The VERY FEW objects of your desire have fake breasts and plastic faces like Michael Jackson, they are not real and are goldiggers and social climbers, the rest are ugly. Keep coming to europe and wasting your hard earned cash because you will leave sexless.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!

Blahahahahaha! “FAR SUPERIOR” Right… the reason euro geeks don’t come to America is because they can’t afford it. Not because they don’t want to. Every English and Irish dud I met over there raved about New York. You do have better beer, I will concede that, but only in Eastern Europe. Western is Europe is crap. And I can’t believe you seriously think music is made in europe. What, that lady gaga s&^%? Garbage. Your music is weird, just like your guys. Go put on some funny glasses, and a weird jump suit and keep being Euro guy. I thought it was funny that washed up American artists go to europe to perform when their career dies in America. Why don’t you tell us another fable about getting arrested in the “deep south.” Freaking loser.

I actually hope all these people are joking…this thread is ridiculous…glad I’m not american haha

What few euros we get here in the south love the girls. The other ones probably don’t come here because we don’t have a hostel system. We have expensive hotels.

American booze can’t be that bad. Why was it being sold at the Czech Rep and German border. A self respecting American would never buy it. We are there to honor your beer. Urine? Never heard of boiling it. Maybe that’s a euro trend you should keep to yourself.

When we say sex, we mean with a partner.

Music? Another BWAHAHA back at you. Rock was invented in America and the rest of the world is along for the ride. Jazz on the Vltava? No way………..Yes. Jazz and blues clubs in Europe? We dominate that too. (Don’t pick up country, though.) We throw out David Hasselhoff while he thrives in Europe.

The only stupid thing about us is that we buy Euro cars. You have to buy two Jaguars so that you have one to drive while the other one is in the shop. Jags are much improved since America got in on the making. Mercedes and BMW? There’s your BWAHAHAHAHA. The only people who buy those are the insecure Americans who fall for marketing ploys. These people are not the stuff Americans are made of. I only have a Volvo because I got it for $800. It’s not what it used to be like the 240. The jappers are kicking both our asses on that front. Does Renault even exist any more?

All too true on the fake boobies. The women looked much better in the ’70s and ’80s. I strongly believe that the shrinking of the boobies and widening of the hinies is because of all the drugs stuck in our food. Fakies are catching on over there I hear.
Again the people you are talking about are not representative of the US of A. It’s bad that many people think that Europe is too expensive and unattainable. There are a good many people who don’t understand how you can go to Europe fairly inexpensively.

And about Canada…………..

mb wrote:

Dakana wrote:

I confirm this is true, as I speak from experience having ‘worked’ in a hostel for six months.

Which hostel did you work in?

I worked in Vilnius Old Town Hostel, back in 2004 for about 6 months and more recently, in winter 2008/2009, I managed Nathan’s Villa, Sighisoara, Romania.

Man these topics are so stupid!