Wow!!!! That test was spot on!!!!!
[url=‘http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif’]The Playboy[/url]
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.

You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

Don’t hate the Herr cuz he’s so damn luvable!!!!!!!

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex <yes! >. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart <double yes!>, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph
(Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer)

DREAD: The False Messiah
CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Ew, they’re telling me to consider The Herr?????

load of shite!!!

The Herr and The Peach!!!!

WOW!!!!!! Sounds like a great romance novel in the making!!!!!

Looks like the Hopee just gave herself a new handle…The Peach!!!!!!

Hmmm….. Interesting. I do have a special way about me!!

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:

(Was a picture of a uterus with boxing gloves on!!!!)

But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We don’t understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain—riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Personality-wise, you’re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy

The Manchild.

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

No surprises there! But wait, how come I get a shitty handle like the Manchild when I’m the same type as the Wild Rose?

This is a fucking crock (tantrum thrown)!

Something must be wrong… I’m a manchild as well.
That can’t be right… I’m obviously to sensitive and caring to ever be "unthinking and hurtful".
Then again, they got &quotarticularly, you’re passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun." right

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Like the Herr, but without the lying

hey sickboy, we are complements.

yay for random gentle love masters!

I am the…

Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy…you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. (well, most women I’ve dated DO say I’m a really nice guy…I GUESS that’s a good thing…but I love sex, too)

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. (I’d more-or-less agree with that)

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (true dat!)

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

dude, think the resuls are gender specific. that or perhaps you could play around with the sexuality option and see what comes up.

walter, i’m a bit shocked by your result!!! and honestly now, would have thought that i’d share the same dating type personality with two 40 year old men!

quote:
The Manchild.

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

No surprises there! But wait, how come I get a shitty handle like the Manchild when I’m the same type as the Wild Rose?

This is a fucking crock (tantrum thrown)!

Fucking hilarious, The Manchild, describing the jboy!!!!!!!! However, the Herr thinks there was a computer glitch and the jboy’s test result should have reflected his true handle, "The ManWhoPrefersChildren"!!!!!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you’re not the classic "love ‘em and leave ‘em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure, someone just like you

wild rose. it would have been fun to have been the dirty little secret

Ummm…you do know that most internet surveys of this sort are all about Phising…ie. getting personal information from you that could be used to hack into your email etc. Think about it, they ask for your birthday ( people still use the numbers of their birthday as a password or as hint question to recall their password), They ask you for an email and a password – SOME people have been known to put in their real email password – BINGO, I’m in your email. The interent is full of nice people like me, but also a lot of sleazeballs that want to into your personal accounts. BEWARE

Sleazy people like the spammer that replied to the post from 2005 so they could advertise going to a particular destination which I will boycott.

finnegan’s right about the personal information. Sites can cross reference your seemingly harmless zip code with other information to find out all sorts of things about you. Even if you don’t give any information their website can pull your IP address and other information when you visit it.

Of course, I’m not on my home computer.

I already know that mb! Also your bank account is overdrawn.

LOL finnegan and mb
These little strolls down memory lane are actually kind of fun.

We should have a contest to see who can find the oldest thread.

I bet I would win. Direct access to the database FTW!!! haha

swill wrote:

I bet I would win. Direct access to the database FTW!!! haha

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!……………….hhmmmm.

This might do it

Gotta love archive.org…

This might be my favorite:

dude, you actually put here email in there. hahaha… she is going to get a whole bunch of people emailing her being like ‘hey, are you still single?’. maybe we should remove her email from that repost.

If she didn’t want emails then she shouldn’t have listed her email address.

“For a good time….”

haha, things may have changed in the past 12 years. she is not 16 anymore…

I’ll take a Darwin stance on this one