My few stories:

August 1998:
Warsaw- Chania (Crete)(LOT Polish Airlines) :
One of the (female) passengers got so drunk that after the landing she started kissing one of the flight attendants on her hand satying (or mumbling): Oh, thank you, thank you…Thank you so much, that we’ve landed safely…Thank you…

July 1999:
Ibiza-Warsaw (Futura Internacional Airlines) :
One of the flight-attendants started screaming at the passengers after the plane has landed, because they all got up from their seats before the plane stopped…

February 2001:
Hurghada (Egypt)- Warsaw (LOT Polish Airlines) :
(Over Warsaw): Ladies and Gentlemen this is the captain speaking…We cannot land at Warsaw Okecie International Airport right now because there is a FOX running on the runway…