The Herr has been agonizing over how he should pack his cowboy hat in preparation for his trip to Europe this summer. Do they make special suitecases for cowboy hats? If so, please provide the Herr with a link for possible purchase. It’s not as big as a sombrero (in case y’all were wondering). It’s very stylish and lightweight and for the good money the Herr paid for it, he just wants to make sure it doesn’t get smooshed on the flight there and back.

And no, the Herr does no plan on wearing his cowboy boots while backpacking around Europe (of course that would be painful). Talk about blister city! Instead, he wants to bring them with when he parties the night away at all the wild and crazy country western bars in Europe. The Herr will be styl’n and profil’n in his shiny new boots and hat. To the parents of all the cute girls in Europe, keep your daughters locked up at home when the Herr visits your town or city, yeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!