Swords?

i’ll keep that in mind next time i go swording abroad…

is this post about masturbation?

It is good to see A L B A N I A is make big leap up in technology advances. Just 10 year ago Land of B L A C K E A G L E make the best S H A R P S T I C K S and before that make strong and clever R O U N D S T O N E W H E E L like the Fred Flintstones. Soon the world will bow down to mighty glorious L A N D OF B L A C K E A G L E with her superior sabre making skills. Booshie need to construct S A B R E defensive shield to defend A L B A N I A to take over world. Can I order new sabre from the ebays? The law is on my back so no border crossings soon for The Don. But maybe we make deal, my friend, to let me work passage on glorious boat crossing under cover of darkness and pay with indentured servitude in C A N V A S hostel of highest standard and star ratings, no?

lol, nice segue don

mister don
YES you have written in my style. you see i am TRADITIONAL ALBANIAN and have hard time writing in english sometime (often)

but what you say, yes is VERY true

and no friends this is not about SKULLDUGGERY instead or POCKETS i tell you i have wonderful this hostel and share with world

IBRAHIM has been rescued

Dwop, you like a F A T H E R to me. I so glad some body finally speak my L A N G U I S H the languish of honor and to be a real man in this world of so many mary queens and men who like to do a bung bung bung in another man annos. Maybe we make video tapes and magazine import export opportunities poppy, what u say between us M E N? I know you will answer with honor because we understand such thing.

It make my heart proud that you give the finger to recent law troubles. the L A W Y E R S they like vultures, they take and take until you have nothing, no? Land of B L A C K E A G L E is land of opportunity and F r E E D OM S with warm heart to welcome the B OO S H I E S and others like her. We make a business deal P O P P Y, no?

 
Don, did you take an albonics course? You speak like a native

By the way, I just want to make the connection that this thread, titled “Swords”, is relevant to the Packing forum because travellers planning to visit Albania do not need to pack their own swords when superior products are available for purchase in beautiful land of B-l-a-c-k E-a-g-l-e.

yes yes mister don this is absolutely true obviously you have BEEN TO LAND OF B L A C K    E A G L E  before and you know beauty of the land of SHIPQKA!!

So i tell you when i first post you can come to my CANVAS SEVEN STARS HOSTEL and MAKE TRADITIONAL A  L  B  A  N  I  A  N  swords. Like mister don talk there is NO LONGER THE NEED TO BRING OWN SWORD ALBANIA!

it is a CRAFT. we have HAFEEZ with the grind wheel.

much glad i am that interest in albania finally after years post on this board. already mister heavydrinker will come to HOBNOB with CAPITAINS OF INDUSTRY and i think it soon before MISTER DON come.

Say dwop.  Do you polish your own sword