What is the worst song you’ve ever heard?
I always thought that Starship’s "You Built This City" was the absolute zero of musical possibility. I didn’t think it was possible to construct a more grating song in this 3 dimensional universe.

I was wrong.

Last night, I had the privilege of not only hearing, but seeing the video for, Tommy Shaw’s (yes, the bass player for Styx) "Girls With Guns" on VH1 Classic channel. My meager writing skills cannot begin to describe the many horrors of this song. Add to this aural insult the sight of the sinewy, wrinkled Shaw bopping along, flipping his thinning, yet pathetically long and feathered, blonde hair to the abyssmal synth blecch that passes for a song, and let me tell you, I am quite suprised that I am still drawing breath. This is the song to be used at Guantanamo Bay during secret interrogation sessions. This is the song that is heard in the waiting room at Hell.
Ladies and gentleman, please calm my fears and tell me that there is no song out there that is worse than this, even if to tell me so would be a sweet, sweet lie. Please tell me that Tommy Shaw possesses a brain of unsurpassed evil genius.